Flatmates AU

"Kili what are you doing?"

"I’m building a time machine. What does it look like I’m doing?"

"Painting. But didn’t you just paint the walls last week?"

"I did and now I’m doing it again this week. It needed a new color."

"Bilbo is going to freak."

"Yeah he is. Why do you think I’m doing this in the first place. And Ori stop staring at my arse."

"I-I! I wasn’t! You- I just… argh!"