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jakemakesmovies sent: (///д///)

"Eep!" Orin squeaked as she was knocked to the ground. She blushed as the young, handsome spy had fallen onto her and now rested in between her legs. Her notes and files were scattered everywhere but for the moment all she could think about was him, and how embarrassing it must have all been.

Send (///д///) for my character’s reaction to yours tripping, knocking mine over and landing atop them in a rather risque-like way.

(Source: cittamemes)

So I work mornings at my store and in the morning the Disney store near my store always does this opening ceremony if people are in front of it and give this cool Disney key to like the first kid who waited. Well this morning there is literally no one in front of the store waiting and I got time to kill before I start my shift… I am so waiting in front of the store and see if thy just give me a key for showing up. OR thy make me do the whole opening ceremony by myself which I will admit sounds hysterically fun and good for a story.

Listening to Nuclear from the MGS trailer for some reason makes me want a James Bond type of au where Ori is the gadget girl who gears up the secret agent she has a crush/loves and monitors his every move so that he will live to come back to her.

littleladyori sent: "I thought kissing made you pregnant too! Dori told me that to scare me! And you cried when you asked that other girl out? Oh Kili you are the sweetest!"

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littleladyori:

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littleladyori:

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FILI!”

"Oh dearest please don’t be mad."

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"He said he wouldn’t tell!"

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"He did. I-I just… I just overheard was all."

"I was just a kid…"

"I know darling. So was I when I thought that too. Now we both very much know I can’t get pregnant from a kiss. Some of the other stuff we do… Well at least we use protection."

littleladyori sent: "I thought kissing made you pregnant too! Dori told me that to scare me! And you cried when you asked that other girl out? Oh Kili you are the sweetest!"

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littleladyori:

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FILI!”

"Oh dearest please don’t be mad."

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"He said he wouldn’t tell!"

"He did. I-I just… I just overheard was all."

littleladyori sent: "I thought kissing made you pregnant too! Dori told me that to scare me! And you cried when you asked that other girl out? Oh Kili you are the sweetest!"

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FILI!”

"Oh dearest please don’t be mad."

littleladyori sent: "Darling... Do I look old? Am I getting old?"

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"Hm??" Kili looked up from the arrow in his hands, eyebrows raised in mild surprise at the question. "Old? You look the same to me as you did when we got married."

He nibbled and sucked at the tender skin until it was  marked to his liking, hands moving over her hips and up her sides. “Mm?”

Her whole body shivered under the touch of his hands and smiled as her own gently grasped his face, bringing it up so that she could kiss him passionately. “I love you.”

goldenhairedlionprince:

[text]: well then lol guess you have more power over him than I do xD

[text]: please you should be thanking me. if it weren’t for me he wouldn’t know about the neck kissing thing or the whole ear thing. kid’s hopeless without me.

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[text] Never speak about that stuff. That’s between me and him. But thanks for that because that stuff actually rocks.

(Source: littleladyori)

vonschweetz:

Kind of annoyed right now. It’s my second week of online college classes and last week my teacher posted what we had to read and said that she would post the assignment on what we were supposed to do with the readings on the weekend. I’ve read the assignments and waited the whole weekend for her to post the thing and she didn’t post it until midnight on Sunday which is technically Monday! That’s not the weekend! And the assignment is due on Tuesday. I’ve got work both those days so I have to really make use of my time and I’m just super annoyed already.